Fat Tuesday

Acquaintance: Mardi Gras is on a Saturday this year.
Me: No, it’s not.
Acquaintance: I’m going to the one in St. Louis. It’s the biggest one.
Me: Nothing about this conversation makes sense to me.


Eek, it’s been a while.

In 2013, things ended. Some new things began. A few of those have already ended. I’ll let you know if anything good comes from the others.

In the meantime, listen to more Josh Ritter.

(I saw this song live later that night and was in awe. It still makes me want to smile and cry every time I hear it.)

“But hearts don’t break, y’all. They bruise and get better.”

Thank goodness for Buddy Wakefield. Happy Friday night.

My guest appearance on Mandy Stadtmiller’s News Whore

A few weeks ago I was lucky enough to sit in on a taping of Mandy Stadtmiller‘s new podcast, News Whore. Almost immediately Mandy, a.k.a. The Pimp of Manhattan, tries to set me up with her guest, Wayne Federman. The rest of the episode is full of hilarious tales from Zany Wayne’s career with the Comedy Police and his search for a girlfriend born after 1990. He also tells the story behind his character on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Listen to the full episode below and be sure to subscribe to News Whore!

A big thank you to Mandy, co-host Graham Smith and Wayne Federman for letting me join them!

There are two types of people in my life

1. People who I know from the internet

2. People who look at me funny when I say, “I know him/her from the internet.”

Why I was horrified by the Melissa Harris-Perry MSNBC ad

Earlier this week I saw a news clip about new standardized tests that are coming to New York. I wasn’t paying close enough attention to tell you how these tests are different from earlier tests or what the pundits had to say, but it got my thinking about the standardized tests I took in high school. I distinctly remember a group of questions referring to drawings of analog clocks. Questions like, “If John’s train leaves at 11:20 and and takes two hours to reach its destination, which clock shows what time it will arrive?” I’m not sure what’s worse: that being able to correctly answer meant my math skills were up to par or that there were students in New Jersey who wouldn’t be able to answer the question. The most talked about question after the test came from the science section: “Which of the following is not a vegetable?” I don’t remember what the multiple choice answers were, but I think one of them was golden retriever.

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